| Mom: | I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! |
| Parents Friends: | How many boys do you have chasing after you now? |
| Grandparents: | Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week? |
| School: | Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite. |
| attractive friend: | wow im so ugly |
| me: | if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then |
